Church adventures

So we just started taking both babies to church last week, they are now 3 months old and hopefully won't get sick from being around people. As a side note, I can't believe how many people come to church with coughing, runny noses, and kids that don't cover up the coughing and sneezing, seriously it is hard to take a little baby to church. Back to the story, last week Jake took thing 2 to priesthood and changed his diaper and he peed all over himself and Jake. Today I took thing 2 to relief society and he started farting, not quietly, then he pooped, so I went to change him. He had already spit up a lot and he was a little damp, so I decided to change his clothes. I got him undressed down to a onesie, then I started th change the diaper and was cleaning him up and he peed again all over himself, luckily none on me. Then I had to change the onesie too. What is it with church?? This is why thing 1 is in a dress and thing 2 has on a different outfit.